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All entries for 2006
12/26/2006: My 3 day weekend.

12/23/2006: Gift giving.

12/22/2006: Mind of Mencia

12/19/2006

12/16/2006: Where have I been?

12/09/2006: Only the minimum.

12/08/2006: untitled

12/07/2006: untitled

12/05/2006: Public restroom experience.

12/04/2006: Closer to my goal!

12/02/2006: Baffled.

12/01/2006: Where has my week gone?

12/01/2006: Why me?

11/30/2006: Wash your hands.

11/28/2006: Something is very wrong...

11/25/2006: Do you dream in different languages?

11/22/2006: Sex, deception and Taiwanese vs. Japanese.

11/22/2006: Psychos, houses and mother-in-laws who can be considered psycho.

11/20/2006: Big trucks + me driving = 90% change of accident

11/17/2006: Blogmad.net

11/16/2006: WTF!

11/15/2006: Angel and Vic Zhou

11/15/2006: Vengeance is best served slow.

11/14/2006: There needs to be a time limit rule...

11/13/2006: Mars.

11/10/2006: Where is the rain!

11/09/2006: The cleaning ninja!

11/08/2006: Confession is good for the soul.

11/07/2006: Over priced movies and kids.

11/06/2006: Marie Antoinette.

11/03/2006: Uneasiness

11/02/2006: Dirty looks...

11/02/2006: Menopause Fairy where are you?

11/01/2006: WOOT!!

10/31/2006: All in a name...

10/31/2006: I feel the love!

10/30/2006: Personal space.

10/29/2006: Finally done!

10/29/2006: Password protected recipe.

10/28/2006: Almost there.

10/27/2006: Appropriate gifts.

10/27/2006: untitled

10/26/2006: Behold the power of QVC!

10/25/2006: Do you want fries with that?

10/24/2006: Random thoughts.

10/20/2006: Fickle and can’t seem to learn...

10/18/2006: I want...

10/13/2006: Finding happiness in hectic times.

10/11/2006: Being responsible SUCKS!!

10/04/2006: And then there was none...

09/30/2006: Only to be single...

09/22/2006: Free at last!

09/14/2006: My mom always did tell me not to stare at people...

09/12/2006: Manga, homeless, Jun <3 and lack of sleep.

09/10/2006: Karma.

09/07/2006: His ears must have been burning.

09/06/2006: Bangs head against wall...

08/31/2006: Hot water.

08/22/2006: No pain, no gain!

08/17/2006: Mixed feelings...

08/15/2006: Buyer beware and why I dislike UPS!

08/09/2006: Hobo Stew.

08/07/2006: Oh to be so close and yet so far away...

08/06/2006: "I long for you." It's a compound of love with zero impurities.

08/05/2006: In need of a maid...anyone willing to work for free?

08/04/2006: Say WHAT?!

08/03/2006: Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho…Back to work I go!

08/02/2006: Is there a doctor in the house?

02/13/2007 12:13 PM
What is that smell?

Warning! The following is not for those faint of heart or with a weak stomach! I will not be accountable for anything that you may do or feel after reading this blog!

At the end of my scrapbook my mommy made for me was of course a message to me. I’d been meaning to find a really good card to reply with. Normally for times like this I’d make my own, but I wanted to buy one this time. While I was in the grocery story the other night I saw they had tulips for sale. Besides daffodils they are my mommy’s favorite kind of flower. Of course it was a Valentine’s day thing so they only had pink, red and purple. She would have liked purple the best, but the only ones they had weren’t growing straight, in full bloom or almost in full bloom. I wasn’t going to give her a gift that would die soon, how crap would that be? I picked a pink or red one that the color was barely coming through on one so they should last a long time. After going through what seemed to be about 30 cards I found the perfect one to go along with the gift.

With my goodies in hand I went to visit my mommy. She, of course, was very happy with what I picked and couldn’t wait to see if they would be pink or red. Since we hadn’t talked in a long time I decided to stay around and talk. We haven’t visited together in a long time since she’s so busy teaching and with my niece or she’s been free and I’ve been busy. Soon enough my boyfriend comes to put in some dinner into the oven, ours is...sick and unusable, and actually stayed to talk, ok so he just stood there and listened to us cluck like chickens. The very last thing she told me was this story, I’ll leave it up to your imagination to why it was even mentioned. By the way she had tears streaming down her face and she was laughing so hard she could barely breath while telling us the story. (Ours is a very odd sort of family who find things like splurting mashed potatoes out of paper napkins and calling it a pimple.)

One day one of the students in my mom’s students was in another class. During the middle of the class he farted. This was no ordinary fart though. He had pooped his pants when he farted. If that wasn’t bad enough he couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom because it was such a forceful fart it had seaped through his underwear and pants and onto his chair! So sitting in it he tried to act as if everything was fine until the kids around him started wondering while sniffing the air, “What is that smell?” Mind you this is 7th/8th grade so decorum and maturity is fully out the window, although in this case I think it would be with any age group. Finally they found out what had happened to him and he was the talk, well no joke, of the whole school.

The day after he was supposed to show up at school. My mom with all of her self control tried to speak to her class seriously about not laughing at him. Unfortunately when something is very funny my mom doesn’t have very good self control and said she was laughing just as hard and had mascara running down her face from her tears. Over a week later and the poor student STILL has not shown up to school. My niece declared if that happened to her, she would have to transfer her to another school in a different town. Well this whole story answers one of the questions I’ve always wondered; has anyone ever pooped and farted at the same time?

3 Comments.


lol. hmmm that happened to a guy in my school like 3 months ago. and he's still getting teased about it until now.. poor guy.

to answer you question... no. haven't tried that yet. haha
» cheeseyumminess on 2007-02-13 03:22:01

LOL!!!
I really pity that guy.. Eventhough it was really very funny.. I would transfer myself to a place far enough so that the story can't spread there too.. and to answer your question, I don't think so it can be done on purpose..
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