Thank God I’m not the only one...
Because of Blogmad I have been able to read some really great blogs. One of my all time favorite is A Twist of Humor by Mike Cook. Yesterday I read his latest blog Bits & Pieces. Flashes of all the times that my clothing has suddenly dropped from my body for no reason except to embarrass the hell out of me flashed before my eyes as I read this. One time I was particularly embarrassed.
On a bright sunny day I decided to head to the mall to window shop, buy a pineapple Orange Julius and get out of the house. Ok, so I was supposed to be heading to Fresno State, but I was blowing it off since I was completely upset with the fact I was to go through 2 more years of high school like hell...and PAY for it. Why did I need to take classes that had nothing to do with my career choice? If high school was to prepare you for college then why must you endure 2 more years of that bs after you get out? Isn’t college supposed to prepare you for the career you picked and not some stupid rehash the hell hole you just survived? I knew what I wanted and I was being held back! I was upset and basically joined half knowing I’d never make it because of how “forced” it felt. If I knew then what I know now I would have done the same thing, except take language courses; lots and lots of language courses.
Since technically I was still in school, my mommy only had a slight idea that I was blowing off classes, my mommy was still paying for everything for me and still giving me spending money. <3 For those of you who have seen Clueless Cher goes to a party in a white dress. A dress I had was just like that in style, but in a brown/cream/black plaid fabric instead. I loved it. Every time I wore the dress I wore it with a strapless bra. The top never moved, not that I thought it had a choice considering it was pretty much skin tight. Finally on the day I decided to fill up my car and have it washed and cleaned I didn’t put the bra on. I remember my stupid self thinking, “Why bother if the top never moves?” Foolish stupid child I was.
I get into my car after filling it up with gas there was a slight tug on the top, but I thought nothing of it. It’s only a slight tug and nothing happened. Nothing moved. All was good. I then got into line for the car wash and when up for service I grab my ticket, order what kind and wait inside. All is good and nothing happens; no tug when I sit down or movement from my top. I just watch all of the good looking guys cleaning out the cars.
Then God decided my life was going too perfectly, too smoothly, too easily and I had it too good; or could it have been karma for not telling my mom I was blowing off classes? Either way my judgment day for my wrong doings had come. My name had been called. I got up, handed the guy a tip and sat down. And then...my top dropped down and my boobs plopped out. It was if it happened in slow motion and I looked down and there they were for anyone around me to see. My door was not closed yet and wide open for anyone to look into. My usually quick thinking brain failed me at a time when I could have used it the most. What do I do first? Close my door? Bring up my top? I couldn’t decide which one to do first! And when did my damn dress become so stretchy? The straps didn’t break or anything. Finally after what seemed like hours, but was only a few minutes, I pulled my top back up, closed the door and drove back home as quickly as I could.
hallo Wow that is quite an embarrassing experience then. Well you could just say "my bad!" hehehee. By the way, I invite you to join my comment whore game and win some prizes!
» chase (193.75.63.212) on 2007-02-09 06:19:20
Oh my god! That was bad.. I've never been into that situation though I have loads of experiences that makes me want to just rip my face off and runaway.
» Nuttz on 2007-02-09 08:22:01
DDD: Oh wow...that's really scary...I would have no idea what to do in that situation. O_O
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