The cleaning ninja!
My mom is a neat freak and since I’m not when I was growing up having to clean and do house work was always only a battle won by money. Unlike most families my mom was a firm believer in teaching me how to argue with logic. (My logic is totally screwed up now since all my life I’d twist it any way possible so the outcome would be in my favor.) Anything I could convince her that it was a logical and good thing to do she’d let me do it or get it for me, well either that or I would talk so long and so quickly about the same point over and over again she’d just give up. XD
When I was five, I argued the fact that it was wrong and “slave labor” to expect me to clean up all of my stuff and help with the house work for only a quarter a week. Prices were on the rise and in turn so should my pay, candy and snacks were no longer cheap. It went on for a while and we were at a stand still. I cried saying I needed a union because I was getting unfair wages for my employer and I think she was just amused enough to “bargain” with me. In turn I compared what she could get with her allowance when she was little and in turn I should be able to buy the same amount. My mom then paid me triple what I was getting. Later on I claimed that each job should be paid separately since I am not a “general contractor” and of course as time went on my prices would rise to meet the “supply and demand” of someone with my unique “skills” since any business woman with half a brain would when looking to earn a good profit compared with the labor and time. (The brass on our Korean furniture and tea pots I did for a lower cost since I like making things shiny...I get that from my dad. <_<)
Well, my mom has gone off track and it has barely been a week for her. What do I find yesterday when I get home from work? My dishes were done and put away, she did half of my laundry and either hung them up or folded them and put them away and she made banana and vanilla pudding w/ Nilla wafer dessert for when I got home. God bless my mom and her obsessive need to clean. I then get a call shortly after I get home with her letting me know she’s sorry she didn’t have time to make me dinner, but there’s dessert in the frig! I love it when she goes off track!! XD I wonder if she’ll finish up my laundry she didn’t do yesterday? I’ve been feeling like crap, I hope it rains soon, so it’s always nice when she’s off track when I don’t feel like doing anything.
Edit: Well she didn't do the rest of my laundry, but she did make me a great dinner! XD Changed song to what I meant to put up yesterday.
haha im so glad you enjoyed it!
» middaymoon on 2006-11-09 09:31:04
Aren't all moms kind of a neat freak? Mine will turn the whole house upside down when she has the time during the school holidays (she rarely have much time during the school holidays, thank god!) she only manage to clean my brothers' room everytime.. I would love her to clean my room.. when I've finished with what I'm doing. XD
» Nuttz on 2006-11-09 11:31:08
My aren't we quite the writer! You have flare to write a book! Does that mean, logically speaking that is; your Mom should now be the one charging you for all her hard work for you? LOL. I'd feel like crap to if I charged my Mom without deducting the cost of her raising me LOL. Oh, how I do adore your post /comment_59226
» JMC on 2006-11-10 01:21:37
My mom is a neat freak too~ XD I wonder why none of me and my siblings inherited that thing. Lol.
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